Monday, October 30, 2006

By The Newz Czar

ORLANDO, FLORIDA – After several years of disappointing showings in one of the nation's most important lists, Orlando has finally made the cut as one of the United States' most dangerous cities.

"It was a close call," said Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer, "but we managed to just squeek in there at 25! Good job O-Town!"

Orlando residents, having worked hard this year to commit as much crime as possible, could not be more thrilled.

Congratulations Orlando! 42 murders by October 30!