Tuesday, September 5, 2006
By The Newz Czar
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO – The Federal Electoral Tribunal in Mexico has finally made
its
decision regarding the president elect of the country. The seven
magistrates announced that they had unanimously decided that the new
president of Mexico will be an expired cup of yogurt.
This decision comes two months and three days following the
both
the election between Felipe Calderon and Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador
and the expiration date of the yogurt. In its formal statement, the FET
says:
We had great difficulty in
trying to
decided whether all of this was even worth it. It was a bit like trying
to decide between a rabid goat and a dog with leprosy. We decided to
through democracy out all together and select an old cup of yogurt we
found in the office refrigerator. It seemed more qualified and more
level headed than either candidate. Let us be the first to say
¡Viva El Presidente Yogur!
It is assumed that there will be more protesting, however President Yogurt seem ready to take office and already has announced a clear plan on how to make the country of Mexico livable. His plan includes such radical ideas as cleaning the drinking water and trying to create jobs that actually pay in money.