Monday, August 28, 2006

By The Newz Czar

HOPEWELL, NEW JERSEY – New Jersey State Police are asking for cooperation with a case in which they now believe John Mark Karr may be a suspect. They have yet to release all of their reasons for believing such, but the police now think Mr. Karr is a person of interest in the famed Lindbergh Baby case.

According to New Jersey State Police spokesperson Lt. Johnny Tooshues, the ransom note left in the Jon-Benet Ramsey case, and the nine ransom notes left in the Lindbergh case share some striking similarities.  “All ten ransom notes were signed with the letters S.B.T.C.,” stated Lt. Tooshues, “we cannot easily ignore such a connection”.

The Lindbergh baby was kidnapped on March 1, 1932 (more than 32 years before Karr's birth); and was long believed to have been perpetrated by German immigrant Bruno Richard Hauptmann. There is, however, the fact that the Lindbergh kidnapper used the name “John” when he received ransom payments.

“We are taking this investigation very seriously, and plan on interviewing Mr. Karr as soon as possible,” Lt. Tooshues commented. When asked how Karr could have possibly committed a crime decades before he was born, Lt Tooshues replied: “I don’t pretend to know, however any man who starts to turn into a woman when he is in Thailand may be capable of disobeying all the laws of both man and physics”.