Thursday, August 24, 2006

By The Newz Czar

LONDON, GREAT BRITAIN – In a decidedly bold move by Britain's House of Lords, a formal decree has been made that kittens and puppies are officially “too cute” and need to cease their cuteness at once. 

Lord Gropelington of Nugellshire has been the most vocal on this matter, bringing 16 related bills before the House of Lords since late 1999. “I do not understand why it took this long to get this in place,” stated Gropelington, L. “I believe it to be very important to curtail this rampant cuteness that is filling our great nation with happiness and general good feelings. Especially for the children.”

Prime Minister Tony Blair has not yet answered requests for a statement, however it is believed that the entire House of Commons believes this bill to be of much less importance than their own regarding flowers smelling too nice.